It takes a lot more than a gym workout to make Tube passengers pay attention

A lot of us moan about the Tube being packed, but at least if there’s barely room to move, there definitely isn’t room to do this.

I went out for drinks instead of going to the gym tonight. Fair play to this chap who did both. pic.twitter.com/2lji2RobLr

— Martha Kelner (@marthakelner) October 24, 2019

Hats off to the passengers doing what they always do – ignoring the massive attention-seeker.

Nothing to see here… https://t.co/f02rGOgbNO

— Kay Burley (@KayBurley) October 27, 2019

This is so British- a classic “look at me, look at me” twunt and not a single person giving him the attention he so wants. https://t.co/AJ705iZ6I8

— Dom Joly (@domjoly) October 25, 2019

The only good thing about this is the complete, and correct, lack of interest shown by the other passengers in this tedious show-off’s desperate plea for attention. https://t.co/bKnKUEmkmt

— Dread Cry Of Fright (@redskyatnight) October 28, 2019

It seems the workout guy doesn’t have the sympathy of the crowd.

Whatever happend to just sitting down and not getting pure fuckin swole? https://t.co/6ICqHmGVna

— #ProudDaddy Mooms (@Danny_McMoomins) October 25, 2019

There are many erudite things one could say to describe this very confident and extremely fit commuter chap. However, the best observation would, in my humble opinion, be summarised by an age old sage like Glaswegian description – Fanny! https://t.co/qppTXydjr3

— Brogan Rogan Trevino (@BroganRoganTrev) October 25, 2019

In London, you’re never more than six feet away from a complete wanker https://t.co/MUHJi3E436

— Tom Williams (@tomwfootball) October 25, 2019

Is it wrong that I want the door to fly open?

— Jarlath McNee (@Jarlath_vegas) October 25, 2019

Sports journalist Martha Kelner shared some more of the wan man’s workout routine.

I think he may have killed before. pic.twitter.com/2LSlpXQTYI

— Martha Kelner (@marthakelner) October 24, 2019

We fully expect this guy to be presenting a Channel 5 list show by Christmas.

Source: Martha Kelner Image: Martha Kelner, Twitter screengrab

The post It takes a lot more than a gym workout to make Tube passengers pay attention appeared first on The Poke.

This content was originally published here.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *